"Whoa," The Princess starred off at the piles and piles of what seemed to be garbage. "Finn, when did you find this?"
"Umm…a few weeks ago I think, anyways I thought it might have some scientific junk or something that you might like," He shrugged.
"Finn!" She exclaimed as she grabbed his cheeks. "This is SO much scientific value…it all relics of the Great Mushroom War! Do understand what this means?!"
"No?" She laughed as she let go of his face.
"Silly boy, this is a breakthrough in ancient history!"
"Older than Marceline?"
"Oh yes," She responded. "So hero, will you help bring a bunch of this back to my lab?"
"I'm on it!" He said sprinting towards the giant piles. "What kinda stuff do you want?" He called.
"Anything that looks important!" She yelled back waiting anxiously.
"Well…whatever this is it looks pretty important," He said, picking up an old newspaper. He searched through the rubble until he came across what looked like a small rocket about his height. "Holy stuff!" He said excitedly as he dragged it back over to the Princess. "Hey Princess, what's this?"
"Oh my cabbage!" Her eyes grew wide. "Finn! This is a nuclear bomb! Set off in the times of the mushroom wars…," She examined it closer. "It's from North Korea!"
"Well…were not exactly sure where it would be today in Ooo but it was the country that originally went to war with the United States of America, this bomb has serious educational value!"
"Righteous, how about this thing?" He handed her the newspaper.
"Hmm, I see…this is very interesting too…it seems to be an information source," She turned it every which way. "This is good start, but I'm going to need more than that!"
"On it, Princess!" Finn said he ran back towards the pile and began to rummage through it again. "What the stuff?" He looked confused as he pulled an old 'Game Boy Color'. "Princess! This looks like BMO!"
"Bring it here," She instructed taking it from him.
"Oh! It does look like BMO…why Finn this could very well be the remains of BMO's ancestors!"
"Could we fix it up?" He asked excitedly.
"I don't think so…the rust damage may be too much," She continued to examine the specimen. Now bored by his own find Finn rushed back off to look for more things. He searched until he found something quite familiar to him.
"Princess! I found a coffin!"
"Oh!" She ran to help him pull it out of the pile and dragged it back to where she was previously standing. "Quickly! Open it up!" Finn opened the dusty casket to find bones. "Finn…it's a human…"